Excellent Polkadot Raptor

I ran out of excedrin, so I accidentally sedated myself from drinking(4 full-leaf tea bags in a 30 oz pot) Tazo’s Calm to deal with my menstrual cramps. Thanks to my ‘overdose’, I overslept.

So I guess I’m at risk of becoming a tea abuser now. I probably should think about sipping my tea responsibly from now on………….But I’ll be fine since I’m in control and can quit anytime. 

Btw, to the crimson bastard: fuck you. You fucking suck. =/

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no-excuses-no-lies:

Realizing I have it; 

Getting cramps;

Someone pisses me off;

Someone tells me a joke;

I’m sitting in class all;

I’m craving food all;

My parents tell me to do something;

Going to bed;

Waking up, and seeing blood in my underwear;

Realizing it’s finally over;

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This, as well as screeching like a raptor when you realize you’re out of Excedrin.